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November 10th, 2009, 10:01 PM
Link (http://www.statesman.com/news/content/gen/ap/TX_Fake_Homicide.html)
Dumbass of the day...
TYLER, Texas — Police say an East Texas man has outsmarted himself in trying to get a quicker response from officers to an alleged assault.
Tyler police say 38-year-old Mark Anthony Johnson called 911 on Monday night and reported that he'd just committed a homicide and was armed with a weapon.
<!--endtext--><!--startclickprintexclude--> <!--startclickprintexclude--><script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript" src="http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/statesman/js/daytonbreadcrumbtable.js"></script><!--endclickprintexclude--><!--endclickprintexclude--><!--begintext--> According to a Tyler police statement, several officers sped to the northwest Tyler location with lights flashing and sirens screaming. They found Johnson, who allegedly told them the homicide was a ruse to get a quicker response to what his real beef was, a simple assault complaint.
Indeed, the Tyler police did act quickly. They arrested Johnson and charged him with filing a false report. He's in the Smith County Jail with bond set at $3,000. A jail spokeswoman says she has no record of an attorney for him.
<script src="http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/statesman/js/daytonbreadcrumbtable.js" type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript"> According to a Tyler police statement, several officers sped to the northwest Tyler location with lights flashing and sirens screaming. They found Johnson, who allegedly told them the homicide was a ruse to get a quicker response to what his real beef was, a simple assault complaint.
Indeed, the Tyler police did act quickly. They arrested Johnson and charged him with filing a false report. He's in the Smith County Jail with bond set at $3,000. A jail spokeswoman says she has no record of an attorney for him.[/QUOTE]</script>
Dumbass of the day...
TYLER, Texas — Police say an East Texas man has outsmarted himself in trying to get a quicker response from officers to an alleged assault.
Tyler police say 38-year-old Mark Anthony Johnson called 911 on Monday night and reported that he'd just committed a homicide and was armed with a weapon.
<!--endtext--><!--startclickprintexclude--> <!--startclickprintexclude--><script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript" src="http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/statesman/js/daytonbreadcrumbtable.js"></script><!--endclickprintexclude--><!--endclickprintexclude--><!--begintext--> According to a Tyler police statement, several officers sped to the northwest Tyler location with lights flashing and sirens screaming. They found Johnson, who allegedly told them the homicide was a ruse to get a quicker response to what his real beef was, a simple assault complaint.
Indeed, the Tyler police did act quickly. They arrested Johnson and charged him with filing a false report. He's in the Smith County Jail with bond set at $3,000. A jail spokeswoman says she has no record of an attorney for him.
<script src="http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/statesman/js/daytonbreadcrumbtable.js" type="text/javascript" language="JavaScript"> According to a Tyler police statement, several officers sped to the northwest Tyler location with lights flashing and sirens screaming. They found Johnson, who allegedly told them the homicide was a ruse to get a quicker response to what his real beef was, a simple assault complaint.
Indeed, the Tyler police did act quickly. They arrested Johnson and charged him with filing a false report. He's in the Smith County Jail with bond set at $3,000. A jail spokeswoman says she has no record of an attorney for him.[/QUOTE]</script>